mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

(via jen-bear)

runningbox11:

theathleticsloth:

cyberfricking:

helioscentrifuge:

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine

​i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass

Then I wish I was the floor.

DAMN SON

(via jen-bear)

elisaddiq:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup ain’t no damn smoothie

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via in-repair-im-getting-there)

officialannakendrick:

it’s way too cold to get out of bed and participate in life

(Source: dutchster, via kostimograftrish)

ronaldweasley:

rupsidaisy:

The Sim version of yourself is everything you want to be

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someday

(via gavsgubbins)

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

(Source: maliciousmelons, via hi)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via zackisontumblr)

rnessage:

you never realize how loud your everyday actions are until you try to do them at 2:30 am

(via bromoyed)

fake-mermaid:

"did you do anything you regret in 2013?"

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(via herpeacefulrebel)

genitalwhisper:

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

image

(Source: oreoofficial, via maclntosh)

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

(Source: studip, via babyfirefly1000)

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via hi)