will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine
i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass
Then I wish I was the floor.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup ain’t no damn smoothie